There are a LOT of hot chicks in the Olympics this year. A LOT.
My top 10 list coming up… But first, every Olympic year the host city builds the Olympic Village, housing for athletes from all over the world, and its residents are the strongest, fastest, most competitive and most confident men and women in the world. Mostly young and mostly single, they do what young and single people do… Each other. So the Vancouver organizers stockpiled 100,000 condoms to have on hand for the 18 days of the Olympics. That’s roughly 14 for each of the 7,000 athletes, trainers, and coaches, excluding the Curlers of course.
For my list of the sexiest Olympians, click on the MORE button.
It’s also cute how the U.S. Curling Team got involved with their own condom design, as if condoms are needed for their “athletes.” It sure is a risqué design. See? Because one of the things the “skip” will yell is “Hurry Hard!” For those of you that don’t know the “sport” he’s yelling at the janitors because the giant puck thing is going too slow, and it’s time to sweep up and turn out the lights. They’ve gotta hit the afternoon buffet and head on over for Bingo and pudding. And lights out at 6PM.
The Sexiest Olympian in Vancouver: #1: Lindsey Vonn
Lindsey is #1 partially because she’s beautiful, and partially because just before she races, she’s got crazy “I might kill you” eyes. Her eyes get all bonkers.
Sexiest Olympians in Vancouver: #2 – Allison Baver, U.S. speed skater
Sexiest Olympians in Vancouver: #3: Elena Hight, U.S. snowboarder
Sexiest Olympians in Vancouver: #4 – Gretchen Bleiler, U.S. snowboarder
Sexiest Olympians In Vancouver: #5 – Ashleigh McIvor, Canadian ski crosser
Sexiest Olympians At The Vancouver Games: #6:- Faye Gulini, U.S. snowboard crosser
Sexiest Olympians at the Vancouver Games:: #7 – Tanith Belbin, U.S. ice dancer
Sexiest Olympians in Vancouver: #8 – American skier Julia Mancuso
Sexiest Olympians In Vancouver: #9 – British skier Chemmy Alcott
Sexiest Olympians in Vancouver: #10 – US snowcross expert Lindsey Jacobellis
Bonus for Psycho Mike and anyone in West Hollywood: Speed Skater Apollo Ohno
